Definitions by Saulness.

Chocolate Haircut 

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

Chocolate Haircut by Saulness. November 30, 2011