Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. June 08, 2011

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.

Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.

by Id Molotov November 02, 2017

Kingston Haircut

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022

Italian haircut

When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight

I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.

by CosmiClovers December 03, 2022

monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

by BlueBYU October 03, 2017

Haircut Eric

Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.

Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.

by CoitusJackson June 08, 2019