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Haircut Eric

Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.
Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.
by CoitusJackson June 7, 2019
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monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips
Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.
by BlueBYU October 3, 2017
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da haircut

A DA or ducks ass haircut, was popular in the 50's when guys greased up their hair and combed it straight back on both sides, producing a distinct rudder like effect in the rear.
Clyde is rocking a real old time DA haircut.
by Id Molotov November 2, 2017
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Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!
I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.
by Saulness. November 30, 2011
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Italian haircut

When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight
I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.
by CosmiClovers December 2, 2022
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Kingston Haircut

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.
by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022
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Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.
"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"
by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021
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