you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'
'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'
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i had a moment

When you are very distracted and zoned out off in your own world or after you get a random shiver up your back and say "I had a moment"
Dude i had a moment like a big moment in my mind
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we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.
i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.
by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017
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I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
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if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 20, 2009
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he had her

a nice way of saying he had sex with her
Joe: "Is she DTF?"
Martine: "Yeah he had her at warinanco park"
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what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across
Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...
by Sarah January 17, 2004
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