Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

homie Humper

A girl that sleeps with all your homies.

My girl is a real homie humper. She's humped all my homies.

by Spert December 24, 2022

cub humper

In gay culture, shorter and younger hairy guys are sometimes referred to as a cub. So one who sleeps with cubs is a cub humper.

John really likes those cubs. He's a cub humper.

by CherryLube December 27, 2016

bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006

fuzz humper

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.

we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.

by terrytoogood December 12, 2009

Highway Humper

A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him.

I wish that Highway Humper would change lanes. I feel violated!

by R. Swenson January 6, 2008

Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009