Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 4, 2010
Get the That was the dream that I had.mug. by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the you've had a touchmug. A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
by Project-2501 August 21, 2023
Get the Had a day/weekendmug. 'I had an erection'
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
Get the I had an erectionmug. That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 19, 2009
Get the if a frog had wingsmug. by daggerboycnt69 January 17, 2011
Get the he had hermug. by Sarah January 17, 2004
Get the what had happened wasmug.