buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs

Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure

by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019

Anarcho-Garfism

Anarcho-Garfism is an impure form of anarchism that sees cats as the species enforcing philosophy rather than humans. Anarcho-Garfism has only one law, no Mondays, this is the only law, on Mondays, everyone will refer to Monday as, "Sunday 2: The Sequel." What separates Anarcho-Garfism from other impure anarchies, however, is that it is completely chad, with the idea for daily life, consisting of abusing the humans and sleeping.

"You know, Anarcho-Garfism is already in effect if you think about it,"

by Drink 48 OZ of water right now March 27, 2022

doing an Andrew Garfield

A phrase used to tell when someone is lying about something. Of which Andrew Garfield is recently known for because of his stunts prior No Way Home. Alternatives in this context would be: "the werewolf", "a photoshop".

Tom Hiddleston:
'I literally have no idea. And I’m not even doing an Andrew Garfield! I just don’t know'

by BrainrotMarvel April 28, 2022

garfingle

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.

"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console

by fatter neek August 25, 2020

1970's garfield

Extremely epic gamer.

1970's garfield: Whomst've touched my lasaga.

Hey gamer.

by PUMPKIN DAVE January 21, 2018

garfinkle

A word used to describe the word Jew.

An example of Garfinkle could be determined as a Big Gook, or else used as a Jew. For example teddy is a big Jew, Or Teddy is a garfinkle

by Alex fgsdfg f May 29, 2005