Guesticles

Slang term for or referring to a one night stand

So mate, are you dating that girl you went home with last Friday", " no I was just the guesticles that night

by Sean Jays July 13, 2010

and guested

v. to be invited to a wedding with the option of bringing a date. Derived from envelope address
"Miss Foxy Brown and Guest"

I have to come up with someone to bring to Sam's wedding. I was "and guested"

by N January 30, 2004

Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

guest

Weed, Marijuana, Dope

The guest shall be arrving soon

by Daniel January 24, 2004

guestroom

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.

If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.

by Kg9oh September 17, 2018

Guetty

Guetty is a strong,bold and smart girl. She puts her friends before her when in need. She tries to have time for everyone and shows she cares in little ways. She can be very understanding but most times confusing. She doesn’t realize how beautiful she is and tries to find love in the wrong places. She is very caring and friendly.

Person 1: omg is that Guetty?? She so beautiful.

Person 2: yeah I like her but she likes someone else
Person 1: no wonder she beautiful and breathtaking

by Fineone13 July 23, 2019

unwelcome guest

A synonym for 'asshole'. He/She disturbs your mental peace, is one of the main reasons why you have lost your faith in humanity, and might be the reason why you end up going to jail convicted of murder.

"I wanted you to know that you are an unwelcome guest, and the sooner you leave lesser the chances of you being hacked to death."

by Shrutz March 12, 2015