gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

Guardo

Guardo come back please

Bro guardo has been gone for 2 weeks

Guardo come back please

by Fidget :) December 11, 2020

Guardian Tales

It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .

Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob

by Guardian Bob of Kanterbury April 5, 2023

Yotam guarantee

(noun): An unwavering assurance that if Yotam promises something, it will unquestionably be accomplished. Yotam's name has become synonymous with reliability and effectiveness, representing a steadfast commitment to delivering on their word.

Person 1: "I think this company is a scam"
Person 2: "No man, they have the Yotam guarantee"

by señor mo July 17, 2023

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Coast Guard

The USCG is the smallest of the United States' five military branches, but also unique in that it has some law enforcement jurisdiction and is operated by the DOH during peacetime. They perform search & rescue operations, protect ports and harbors, and stop drug smugglers, among other things. Although described by some as Navy washouts, the USCG performs very dangerous duties even during times of peace.

The drug boat was immobilized after a Coast Guard sniper hit the engine with a .50 caliber round.

by kmfr August 29, 2010

blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.

the soulforged is god.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003