Guadalupe

Guadalupe is an amazing girl you will ever meet. So if you meet a Guadalupe don’t let her go she will be the best thing that will happen to you. She is a amazing bestie. She will have you back in everything you need she will be the one to help you hide a body of a person if needed she will make your tears go away when you are sad. She is super sweet and funny she may be obsessed with someone but she will still have space in her heart for you. Guadalupe is a pretty girl with a big heart and personality she is the best. So if you have a bestie named Guadalupe don’t let her go because if you do you will regret it hard that is why I am still holding on to my bestie Guadalupe.

My bestie is Guadalupe and I won’t let her go.

by anonymous December 11, 2020

guacamolvi

Desi (Pakistani/Indian) styled guacamole served at trendy engagements and weddings.

Dude, did you have some of that GUACAMOLVI!? The U-Illinois med student told me about it.

by msa sisters 4 lyfe June 10, 2009

guacamullet

(n) A Mexican with a mullet.

"Hey check out Hector, he's got sweet guacamullet.

by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

Guamanian

A person who was born and raised on Guam, but is not Chamorro.

P1: You're from Guam? So, what are you.. are you like Guamish?
P2: No, I think she's Guamese.
Me: No, it's Guamanian.

by shellerocks. June 24, 2005

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

by MED August 19, 2004

Prison Guacamole

(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.

After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011