Gronkitis

The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.

What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?

by Ninja zachy February 13, 2014

Grunion

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

by Raphael the camel December 26, 2005

grunion

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.
2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

by vmx February 25, 2009

grunk

The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk

Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"

by Jack Pack August 1, 2007

grunky

I've always used this word as "gross" + "chunky." I invented this word years ago to describe some nondescript cafeteria food. Looks like others invented a word with a similar definition.

"Honey, I appreciate you making your family's traditional prune and peanut habanero chili con carne yesterday, but the results were rather grunky."

by richpee November 23, 2007

Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013

Grunjin

A disparaging word combining the American slang "grunt" (a U.S. Marine) and the Japanese word "gaijin" (foreigner). Grunt + gaijin = Grunjin.

Bohannon-san, you Grunjin ...you tellible person...you trow-up rice-su nu-doh on new tatami mat.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003