groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

Groin grease

The Sweat That Builds Up Around The Inner Thighs And Knackers Of A Salad Dodger On a Hot Day

"Hey Sarah, That Bloke Shouldnt Be Wearing Those Tracky Bottoms On A Hot Day Like This Check Out That Groin Grease"
"Dirty Bastard"

by Thugz Cuny April 3, 2009

groineken

an alternative word used to describe an individuals area on the body located on the inner thighs right up near the crotch. Commonly used as groin

man: *jumps* oooooh ouch
woman: whats wrong?
man: i think i pulled my groineken

by Tomenator February 22, 2009

Groin Crackin'

the act of the male and female sex organs connecting in a violent, raging, yet very enjoyable intercourse.

example: I was sexiled from my room because my roommate and her boy toy are groin crackin' in the back.

synonym for smoosh.
Like yeah me and my boy/girl we smooshed last night.
Like yeah me and my boy/girl we were groin crackin' last night.

by JaneForester(BigBooty) December 10, 2010

groinulous

very good or very bad

When Raven lost her i-pod she knew it was gonna be a groinulous day, but when Logan found it and brought it back to her she felt a really groinulous smile come upon her face.

by ur-mudder!!! September 22, 2010

groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.

Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots

by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011

groinery

The area of the groinal region.

The baseball pitch came whizzing by the groinery.

by palmharbor September 30, 2013