grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

Free Hand Tool Grinder

This is an old Irish saying that means the person is a lazy wanker. Generally this is used as a term of affection about friends. Can also be used to tell people that you or others are unemployed

Whats your mate Sean do for work?

Him, He's a Free Hand Tool Grinder

by Macbelfast May 28, 2009

Clit Grinder

One of the two ways a female can come to climax, one way being through general intercourse, the other, is when a girl has to be on top or bottom of the man and grinds her clit into the mans pelvic bone to reach climax.

Dude, my pelvis hurts so bad today because that chick I picked up last night was a clit grinder.

by James Severson December 9, 2009

grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006

grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.

Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.

by Chippa January 30, 2005

grundle grubber

a bottom-feeder, eater of the taint, lover of the gooch, dirty scoundrel

"yo melkie was tongue deep in her ass, a real grundle grubber!"

by shitty winston December 16, 2011

Grundlebucket

A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.

Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname

Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA

by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022