A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.
"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009
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"the meatgrinder doesn't last forever" i.e. one day we will all be fat paid and be living of our pention schemes etc.
by Vinni Kiniki May 13, 2005
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This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.
Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009
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my girlfriend gave me the pepper grinder,now my cock is chafed. I wont ask her to give me a two hander again!
by heavydrinker420 December 19, 2008
Get the pepper grinder mug.A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
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by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010
Get the Beijing Meat Grinder mug.Works best with a girl with no teeth. This is when, while you have her head locked into a blowjob, you give her a grinding noogie in the ear.
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