grease monkey

A Mechanic

by Ferg June 30, 2003

Grease man

A fat cunt that eats Mcdonalds everyday and showers only once year

man look at that guy raping his dog I bet that's Grease man

by connels a fag August 19, 2021

Grease Slicker

When you take someone’s hair and squeeze the grease into your mouth to clean it.

After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.

by Hunk Gernk February 18, 2021

Grease Tooth

The intense craving and/or frequent longing for greasy fast-food. The desire is often brought on by late-night intoxication, but may also be triggered by intense hunger or even a mere momentary lapse of nutritional judgement. Condition almost always resulting in a deep sense of regret as well as an uncomfortable interruption in gastrointestinal function.

Similar usage as "Sweet Tooth"

Bro 1: "Hey bro, pull into McDonald's, I'm going to go H.A.M."
Bro 2: "You've got a grease tooth havent you. Your going to feel like a turd after this."
Bro 1: "Whatever, I'll take a #4 with extra mayo"

by MrRumpus December 14, 2012

fart grease

Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..

My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.

by Trav October 1, 2004

anal grease

Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009