The intense craving and/or frequent longing for greasy fast-food. The desire is often brought on by late-night intoxication, but may also be triggered by intense hunger or even a mere momentary lapse of nutritional judgement. Condition almost always resulting in a deep sense of regret as well as an uncomfortable interruption in gastrointestinal function.
Similar usage as "Sweet Tooth"
Similar usage as "Sweet Tooth"
Bro 1: "Hey bro, pull into McDonald's, I'm going to go H.A.M."
Bro 2: "You've got a grease tooth havent you. Your going to feel like a turd after this."
Bro 1: "Whatever, I'll take a #4 with extra mayo"
Bro 2: "You've got a grease tooth havent you. Your going to feel like a turd after this."
Bro 1: "Whatever, I'll take a #4 with extra mayo"
by MrRumpus December 13, 2012
by connels a fag August 19, 2021
After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.
by Hunk Gernk February 18, 2021
Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..
My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.
by Trav October 01, 2004
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"
"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"
"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."
"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"
"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."
"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
by marmar216 May 19, 2009