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Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.
Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.
by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013
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Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.
by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
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gooblet

What Nooblet is to Noob; a gooblet is younger and more socially akward than the average goober.
Goober: Hey you're not allowed to look at that woman.
Bill: Fuck you I'm allowed to take pics in public

Goober: I'm getting all up in your face now buddy.

Gooblet: stop being so mean to me just bcus u dont like mlp doesnt meen yo gotta bully me
Bill: stfu faggot
by Douchebag82 January 10, 2013
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.
"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."
by chopzila February 16, 2010
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Gobblewash

Melbin continued to talk gobblewash.
by Mootdanga July 26, 2018
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gobbleblaster

You see Kate’s big old gobbleblaster. She could fit two of us in that.
by GoobleblasterInc October 10, 2019
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