Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

by KelliHolland July 15, 2008

goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

Georgia Goatse

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.

Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife

by LouieLua March 6, 2008

Goteem

When prank, joke or the like is completed successfully, properly baiting that lad, one may exclaim 'GOTEEM' to indicate they have 'got em good'.

Ed: Hey man, you going to Saw Con this year?
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!

by authentic_ryan August 5, 2018

Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007

goatsepomorphic

Similar to anthropomorphic, however goatsepomorphic attributes goatse like properties to other objects, either intentionally or inadvertently.

The 'goatseland' image from the definition of goatse is a prime example of goatsepomorphic imagery.

by kaytwo May 27, 2006