Giftbasket

(verb) The act of dragging a celebrity that is grabbing a giftbasket behind your car whilst driving, thus ending their life. It is very helpful to do this before performing at a concert, to get rid of the pre-show jitters. It's like a massage, only you kill somebody.

Ronnie: Hey, I used to watch that guy on tv when I was little!

Brandon: Let's giftbasket that mofo!

by mrsflowers June 24, 2011

Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009

Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

gifted oxy

A call of duty sniper. He aright

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy

by ExciteGetLaced July 4, 2015

Gift box

Pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.

Their relationship is a gift box.

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017

griftware

A piece of software that is extremely expensive and still manages to provide a remarkably horrible user experience.

Altium wants how much for that piece of griftware?!

by MRiddickW October 10, 2019

Griftofascist

A portamenteu word combing the words "Grifter" - A confidence artist, combined with "Fascist" - A person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views, disguised a vague grassroots populism.

Steve Bannon conned his supporters and misappropriated donations, truly the actions of a griftofascist traitor.

by bentslightly December 27, 2021