Giovanni

Someone who was 5'7 by the time they were 13, but never grew again.

I'm a Giovanni and I used to rule the world by being the top 5 tallest kids in elementary/middle school

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Giovanni Burke

Big dick nigga

You are a Giovanni Burke

by Bburkie April 29, 2021

Giovanni Ricci

A guy who's really cute. He lives to make others happy, and he's a big mama's boy. But don't let that soft exterior confuse you - He's very strong!!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that new bakery?
Person 2: Yeah, it's run by a guy named Giovanni Ricci!
Person 1: I can expect good service then!

by CarnelianDreams April 30, 2021

Giovanni Christopher W.

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best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

Giovanni valdivia

Big gai

You know Giovanni valdivia
Yeah he big gai

by Egkqrbkwth October 15, 2018

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Giovanni

giovanni is a sweet boy who will always be there for you even when it hurts him. giovanni will stand bright and tall for you even if it means hes not okay. giovanni is the worlds best boyfriend anybody could ask for.

“omg is that giovanni? your bf?”

“HELL YEAHHH!!”

by the girl from afar November 20, 2023