Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

giovanny

i don’t even know where to start. giovanny is one of the only people who will ever take the time to understand you and with time he learns to be more patient with those around him. he’s there when you need him, he’d drop everything just to be there for you and comfort you. he’s so lovable and he will love you unconditionally. there is no other like him. he’s so smart, with the most handsome face ever, has the most perfect features, especially his eyes, his eyes will make you want to get lost in them forever, he has the most perfect smile, he has a beautiful soul and a big heart with so much to give. he can make you fall in love within a second. he brings out a side of you, one that you never knew even existed. he opens doors to new feelings for you to feel. he will instantly change your world and perspective on so many things. he will make you want to believe in love again. he makes you feel as if you’re the only existence to him. he’s a special guy who wants nothing but to experience new things and wants to know what it feels like to actually be loved, and ofc with all this, he’s the best soccer player i know and i will forever be his number one fan. that is the best way to describe my giovanny.

giovanny is everything

by ilovehellokittylol November 21, 2023

Giovanny

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He cares about everyone and everything in this world. He is the hottest guy you will ever meet and every girl will fall for him. Like when I tell you this man is FINEEEEEE AF! He has a big heart but might not know exactly how to use it, he's been through a lot. He will love you more than you love him <3

Person 1- Who is that guy? He's so fine!
Person 2- Oh that's Giovanny.
Person 1- Makes sense

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Giovanni valdivia

Big gai

You know Giovanni valdivia
Yeah he big gai

by Egkqrbkwth October 15, 2018

Giovanni

Little guy with muscles

Which icon?
You know, Giovanni, the little guy with muscles

by BlasterMaster0 December 31, 2021

Giovanni

Giovanni is a boy who is very tall. He can sometimes be annoying and weird, even tho he look cute he has a dark personality on the inside so if you know a Giovanni just watch out just in case.

person: when i was at the mall there was someone so tall
guy: he must be a giovanni

by airplaneSwiss April 21, 2022

Giovanni Gonzalez

A lurker who is from snake town, but is a real one.

Formally known as my G

Giovanni Gonzalez lurks at his cubicle.

Who the fook is Giovanni Gonzalez?

by Lurking Man March 5, 2020