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Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025
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Giovanni

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy

Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore
Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night
by BASMENT Kidnapper November 22, 2021
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Giovanni

The best looking, most handsome boy. All the girls get wet when they hear he's around. Boys like Harsha get jealous when they see him.
"oh ma gosh, there comes big Papa Giovanni"
by Sultan Younis November 16, 2016
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Giovanni Christopher W.

LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.
by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021
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Giovanni

usually the name of a gay nigga…that’s about it tbh.always short and favorite catchphrases are “HUHHHHHHH NIGGGA” and “DID YOU CUM IN ME?!!”.
“Giovanni is such a gay ass nigga.”
“Yo,remember when Giovanni got his ps4 broken because of a top??”
by thatniggacolt December 3, 2021
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Giovanni

Giovanni can throw the ball far
by Lil GP June 21, 2021
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giovanny rodriguez

daddy material. True gentleman, sweet with the girls, real with the boys. Well rounded and can be cool with anyone. Handsome and always fu. to be around.
by sofia s. February 1, 2018
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