Geometrically Dashing

The act of playing the game "Geometry dash".

"I am currently Geometrically Dashing"

by JtheNinja7 July 5, 2023

Trumpian Geometry

A postmodern form of geometry that promotes flawed thinking, where the correctness of a proof is relative—for example, in a geometric figure, if an angle looks right, then it is unquestionably taken to be ninety degrees; or if a line segment appears straight, then there is no reason to doubt otherwise.

Trumpian Geometry seems to exhibit the pattern of assumption-intimidation-conclusion, where answers to geometric problems are countries-dependent—for example, the answers to most questions when solved in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea are the same, but are situationally different elsewhere.

by MathPlus September 19, 2020

Woke Geometry

When math authors or publishers deliberately or inadvertently use religious, satanic, or New Age symbols, icons, or logos, made up of geometric shapes, in their books to bewitch schoolchildren into the occultic or demonic world.

A grade two Chinese title was being recalled because it arguably contains a “woke geometry” item—the publisher has since apologized to its readers for depicting a bloody-looking pentagram, whereby kids are required to identify all geometric shapes that make up the “satanic symbol.”

by Fasters May 1, 2022

geoexhibitionist

One who displays their current location for all the world to see via foursquare, Latitude, Dodgeball or their ilk.

William is such a geoexhibitionist! No one cares that he's the mayor of the local sports bar.

by sporkmonger February 10, 2010

Gelmet

A Phenomenon that occurs when an excess of hair product coagulates to form a protective covering for one's head.

Were you just in a pool, or is that a gelmet?

by thecougar83 April 7, 2011

geomadness

shitty guy doesnt know how to make memes

guy1: doge
guy2: you're such a geomadness
guy1: i know

by random guy who doesnt like geo February 15, 2017

gemesha

A beautiful woman who is often misunderstood but is very lighthearted and optimistic.
Enjoy expanding her horizons and seeing other people happy. Loyal by any means but does not take shit from know one. Gemesha is also known for having marvelous pussy.

I need a Gemesha by my side.

If she ain't got Pussy like Gemesha I not want her.

by Annalease March 13, 2017