Celebrity crush

When you have a crush on someone waaaaay more popular than you and you know you got no chance with them. So, it’s called a CELEBRITY CRUSH.

Leah: “I have a crush on Joe. It’s a celebrity crush!”
Mia: “I feel bad for you, girl.”

by someone-weird October 8, 2018

Celebrity list

A list created by the individuals of a monogomous relationship at the point of becoming exclusive in order to notate which celebrities they are allowed to have sex with, if given the opportunity, and will not have committed any kind of wrong-doing that may conflict with the current terms of monogomy agreed upon by the individuals of the relationship. The details, such as number of times sex is allowed, sexual acts perform such as oral, anal, and various positions, must be decided by the couple. This term is derived from the TV show Entourage, Season 3 Episode 10. This may also be known as a "Celeb list".

"I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and my girlfriend couldn't complain because she knew that Jennifer Aniston was on my celebrity list."

by jolpyman2 August 29, 2006

Celebrity Juice

A British panel show hosted by Keith Lemon. Regulars are Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby and Rufus Hound. There are 3 new guests on the show each week. Jedward also have a slot on the show each week.

Person #1: Hey, did you watch Celebrity Juice last night?
Person #2: Yeah, POTATO!!!

by FlushedToilet March 31, 2011

Celebrity

A slang term used in restaurants for a table full of black people wearing bling, with grills, and/or whoreish/thuggish clothing. It is widely assumed and usually correct that on a ticket of $100 the server would be lucky to make $5 as a tip even though they will table up your entire section all night.

Me- OMG, I just got a table of celebrities.
You- Like Cameron Diaz kind of celebrity?
Me- No, like Usher.
You- Ooooo, I'm sorry. Hope you don't have rent tomorrow.

by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009

Overnight Celebrity

Someone(typically a female) who has sex with another person in exchange for money/valuables/gifts

"i cant get sex for free and i dont want a prostitute,so i think ill get me an overnight celebrity" - Probably said by Twista when he came up with the idea for the song

by Jordan Donner June 17, 2004

celebrity marriage

The union between two famous people. Known for lasting a very short time.

I read about celebrity marriage every time I pick up a magazine.

by person November 7, 2003

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010