gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

gelatosexual

A person who enjoys having sex with various jello products including jello, pudding, and especially pudding pops.

From the contents of her shopping cart, it appeared she might be gelatosexual.

by Dee Kline May 12, 2008

gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010

gelation

The elation experienced after putting lubricant gel on your penis just prior to a sexual act.

I was about to fuck him in the ass when I put Vaseline on my penis and experienced a gelation.

by Joshua Gay October 26, 2010

Gelianni

She is a good friend she a person how will not stand shit form anybody once you see her you think she is a bitch but really she isn’t. She is a sweet ( when she wants to be) and nice she is funny really weird and smart with a great heart.

Gelianni is beautiful,sweet,smart,nice,funny

by Jk2304 April 15, 2019

gelatin_squishy

twitter user @gelatin_squishy
he likes nagito komaeda from stinkyronpa

@gelatin_squishy stole my fries, he ate them

by MrMajimer December 7, 2020

Geileis

Uppity lesbian ultra liberal Feminist bitch!

Geileis is such a bitch but she’s real and we all love her for it!

by AmberlinStark November 22, 2021