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gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.
Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.
by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017
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half geezer

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?
by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019
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Brexit Geezer

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn
Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed
by connels a fag April 18, 2023
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Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.
I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.
by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012
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old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.
Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
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amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).
Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!
by Mart2038 June 2, 2015
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Triple Geezer

When a woman inserts your penis, and both testicles in her oral cavity as an act of sexual pleasure / debauchery
" Yo, you know Karen? The chick from last night? the catholic girl ? That bitch hit me with the triple geezer !!"
by WhoAmI667 September 15, 2019
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