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geeseman

he comes to your house in midnight and takes your baby geese away :(
mum: be careful, lock your toilet seat tonight, the geeseman might come
kid: mum its fine my geese are safe
next day
kid: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot my geese are gone
by depressed cow January 15, 2020
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geeksor

somebody that is literally dumb af and nobody likes him. if you know a geeksor, then dont be friends with him
John: Holy shit i just realised Jane is a Geeksor

Tommy:Then dont be friends with that dumbass
by ololololoollololollolololol October 2, 2020
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Geesus and gawd

My saviours
I wauv Geesus and Gawd. Geesus and Gawd wauv u too. They’re my saviours.
by hamburger2020 January 7, 2022
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Band Geeks

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 2, 2014
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Kicking Geese

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese
by Hantp November 7, 2019
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cat geesus

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean
Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing
by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020
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peace to / with the geese

you - i am going to peace with the geese
by Marlin September 9, 2003
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