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Geezer FYI

Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
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geezery

Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks
The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes
by archeobob July 1, 2011
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geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022
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Gold Getter

A woman who worries more about her soul than her shoes. A state of bliss offten achieved by living life for the next generation. A shoe in for the honorary bridal path to the gold giver.
That woman is divine. She is a genuine gold getter.
by Diamondone November 7, 2006
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grocery getters

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.
kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.
by yeh mutha January 9, 2009
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Geeersh

1. This is the expression used when one has accomplished greatness or is in the presence of greatness. For example, one of your favorite food dishes is served to you this is an appropriate moment to use geeersh.

2. You are a man and have sex... you are about to ejaculate this is also an appropriate time to say Geeersh!

3. You think of something particularly cool it is appropriate to use geeersh.

4. A word that can be used in many ways depending on the tone of usage or when u explain something to someone and how amazing it is it is appropriate to add a geeersh at the end of your story.

5. When you are showing off your sexual prowess by flexing muscles it is appropriate to add the loudest deepest geeersh you can muster out of the bottom of your throat.

6. A battle cry used before attempting to accomplishing anything.
*mom puts amazing food in front of you when fucking hungry*
Hungry Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: *just kicked ass in Monopoly*
Guy2: "Fuck"
Guy1: "GEEERSH!"

*2 bisexual chicks walk in and start sucking dick out of nowhere*
Lucky Guy: "Geeersh!"

Guy1: "Dude, guess what? My favorite band is in town this weekend."
Guy2: "No fucking way!"
Guy1: "Yeah dude, Geeersh."

*outside Room 1178*
Guy1: "I'm going to get an A+ on this Oraganic Chemistry Final, Geeersh!"
by Synth Terrorist December 21, 2008
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Go-getter

That guy from Extreme Makeover Home Edition is a go-getter!
by Blwah! December 23, 2005
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