Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

gaftails

Two small ponytails worn at the top of the head.

Gaf is wearing gaftails again. What a surprise.

by gafhater August 12, 2004

gaptastic

one who looks fantastic dressed in gap clothes

guy wearing gap jeans gap shirt, he looks gaptastic!!!

by pooty pootenheimer July 13, 2006

Gaytard

A person who’s gay and a retard

Ur such a gaytard!

by Ur moms guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) August 18, 2019

Gautam

Gautam is one of the sexiest motherfuckers alive - right up there with Ishaan and Mayukh.

This voluptuous hunk of hotness is the stuff of legend that will make any girl hot and horny.

Oh my god is his name Gautam because I’m getting kinda wet here?
Yeah and I’m getting hard.

by ChadMonger6969 January 17, 2022

Gastank

To urinate in a persons rectal cavity. Can be followed by "siphoning" in which a hoselike object is used to siphon out the urine.

After John gastanked Jill, he proceded to siphon out the urine with a straw.

by Kyle J. November 10, 2004

Gaytard

The most politically incorrect insult. When someone is being "gay" or a "retard".

"OMG, You're such a gaytard!"

by Jojer March 24, 2008