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Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.
Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
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Also is a faggot
Damn Garrett do any crack lately
Garrett by Kyky5076 July 11, 2019
Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.
Garrett by Josh pound town July 14, 2019
Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return
that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now
Garrett by Ghftvknt August 7, 2019
There's another kind of Garrett that loves psychedelics. He is a major hippy. He is hardworking with a passion. He seeks passion in others and loves people who are genuine. He won't walk away from you because he knows no one is perfect and he will help you work on your weaknesses. He loves to hold your hand and sometimes he gets really mushy. He is a family guy but does not like to admit it. His family means everything to him. He wants a family like it one day and thinks it is very important to pass on his genetics. He is spiritual but confused. He can't decide on one set religion but God is in his heart. He's also a kinky bastard if you really get to know him but he won't force you to do anything you don't want to do. He's a great friend and is very giving. So much so that he sometimes let's others take advantage of him but over time he learns to not be over trusting.
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Garrett by Jelex September 27, 2019
Very sweet boyfriend and amazing at making us girls smile he is very hot and loves u and only u when ur his girlfriend so you would be lucky to find a Garrett that loves u as much as mine does.
Oh garrett’s My baby.
Garrett by Badass10 October 9, 2019
He sucks at brawlhalla and sucks at iMessage basketball 😬😂
Garrett by igbaddiefrom613 October 14, 2019