garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

by Skygal April 9, 2012

gaffuh

(n.) A term of endearment used amongst a group of homosexual males; never to be used in a negative fashion. Not to be confused with a (cinematic) gaffer.

You're the fucking best, you gaffuh!

by JayIsTheBest February 3, 2014

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Luke Gaffney

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

Gaffa

Slang used by the locals of harworth and bircotes in a possitive way.

Breeder: Oi did u see that!?

Steve: Ha, thats gaffa!

by Ryan FInley May 29, 2008