Gammon

Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)"

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair
Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking
Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang,

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

by MeMateWayno July 20, 2018

Gaymo McQueerson

A person who is very gay, or who displays severely homo erotic or stereotypically homosexual demeanor or actions.

Did you see how long how long Michael hugged that guy? What a Gaymo McQueerson!

by lilly_plaid November 9, 2008

Gamoot

A Gamoot (gUh-mOOt) is a jagged ass foot. a gamoot can have sharp and or dirty toenails. but just a really shocking looking foot.

dude jimmy's fucking gamoot almost sliced my leg off!

by s-turna11 June 22, 2009

Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

by sbeere December 9, 2008

Gaymo

a combination of gay and emo (emo being in and of itself gay)

that guy listens to bright eyes! what a gaymo!

by ryukosuru August 26, 2003

peter gammons

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

by Tourists... April 7, 2005

gammon

somethings wrong with u

oi mate ur a gammon
or
HAH look at his gammon leg

by Hart February 25, 2005