Glasgow

A term given to men who wear Uggs.

"look at that glasgow over there!"

by Suductriss April 16, 2009

Glasgow orgy

A party where the host invites you to take care of yourself as long as you stay away from him. Coined by Craig Ferguson.

I went over to Shauna's, but it was like a Glasgow orgy, so I left quick.

by entropoid January 30, 2010

Glasgownian

A person hailing from the Scottish city of Glasgow, a superior alternative to Glaswegian.

1: Are you from Glasgow?
2: Aye! I'm Glasgownian!

by N3blar July 14, 2010

Glasgow Tooth Brush

Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.

by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008

Glasgow Tattoo

The scars left after carving a design into your flesh with a knife or another sharp object.

While in prison, I used a shard of glass to give myself a Glasgow Tattoo.

by Autocide February 4, 2014

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015