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righteous gargle

Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
by evilrubberducky December 18, 2010
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GRAGE

A GRAGE is a place to store items or work on cars, anything you would do in a garage.

What is normally called a garage, a GRAGE is only found in Stewiacke, Stellerton, and Pictou, Nova Scotia.
Bryan: Where you gonna work on your car?

Allison: in the GRAGE.
by therealdealbooyeah March 23, 2011
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sausage gargler

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.
by mike i. April 16, 2008
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fuck gargle

(n) The action of having sex while simultaneously gargling mouthwash.

(v) To have sex while gargling mouthwash.
Dude, I totally fuck gargled using Listerine's new flavor last night. It was the best fuck gargle I have ever experienced.
by Johnny Applesaucedx December 2, 2009
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Gargle

A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,

A gargle of gay men.
When I went to a cookout at the Cuff, I was tickled at seeing the gargle of gay men.
by Shubrick August 30, 2013
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gwagler

A sentance enhancer, enhancer. With no real definition the word is simply used to make swear words sound better.
That one bitch that cut me off is such a cock-gwagler.
by j-money69 February 28, 2009
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grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..
by R8D-X March 21, 2003
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