goodsad

A shitty explanation for your shitty life. Often used when you don't stand behind agreeing that your shitty life is in fact shitty or in fact not shitty (you know it is). Goodsad...a shitty purgatory for a (shitty) life in denial.

Person 1: Hey! How's your shitty life going?
Person 2: Oh Umm, You know...Goodsad.

by The Dreebs October 25, 2012

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Smell goods

Shampoos, deoderants, Cologne

Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.

by Foodpoisoning December 12, 2015

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dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

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goonball [goon] [goons]

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.

We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.

by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

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