Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
by oaktonite December 16, 2014
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Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"
Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."
Brad: "You had wine goggles on."
Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."
Brad: "You had wine goggles on."
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"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
by sparksneon January 14, 2007
Get the glamour goggles mug.A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
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Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
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