Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."

"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"

by wadsipppp September 26, 2012

Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward

Omg he's such a Gilbert

by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012

Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.

I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?

by Howie II September 22, 2007

gilbank

A very weird person that likes to snort behind your ear so watch out guys you'll get fucked

Nathyn: *walking up the road*
Gilbank: *snorts behind Nathyn's ear*
Nathyn: wtf are you doing?

by Realpish December 2, 2017

Gilberg Ace

Making a hole in one without a witness or video to verify that it actually happened.

Tom: “I was playing disc golf by myself today and hit a hole in one”

Tim: “oh I see, it was a ‘Gilberg Ace’.”

by tclarencebrown June 30, 2018

Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

gilbus

evil people in type soul

the gilbuses ganked nano and the superstar and feasted on their bones

by Fulnn August 1, 2023