Gary

An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.

Gary is such a fucking jew.

Gary by Dirtydan27 April 21, 2018

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Gary

Someone who loves food. They shove it down their necks within seconds

“Hey, how was the bread?”

“I ate it straight away”

“God you must be a Gary !!”

Gary by Ryan Reynolds is bae April 23, 2018

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GARY

Used to replace words like 'ok', 'cool' or 'sweet' and phrases like 'that's great'. It's origin comes from the Australian Actor Gary Sweet. Leave out the sweet and you get Gary.

Jimmy: I'll meet you outside the pub at 6
Sally: Gary

GARY by Sealdewheel October 4, 2018