Dirtydan27's definitions
An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.
by Dirtydan27 April 21, 2018
Get the Garymug.