owe mai gawd

the valley girl version of oh my god that when added the right accent and duration can be quite hilarious.

gloria: can yew, like, believe my daddy didn't get me that new Louis Voitton purse?!!!

becca: owe mai gawd, gloria.

as ifff!

gag me with a freaking spoon.

by bloodhound. December 24, 2009

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay is used when inspecting someones goofy ahh shoes

yo look at my new shoes i got the brand new 1, 2 buc-
what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay
nigga

by onlyhumanafterall May 4, 2023

gawd

The noise evangelical rednecks make when they are trying to say "God."

You kiyds git outta thar or Gawd is gunna send ya'll to heyall.

by homeskillet January 5, 2004

socially gawkward

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.

Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.

by rutzy342 November 19, 2009

M'Gawa Niktimba!

Said in one of the old Tarzan movies by Tarzan's actor, Johnny Weissmüller.
Hilariously enough, it doesn't mean anything real but in the movie it means:

"Elephants, come and destroy the whole village except hut number three from right where I’m lying on the floor!"

Don Rosa, a comic artist/writer, used this in Chapter XI of "The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck". Scrooge disrespected the voodoo gods and Foola Zoola shouts "M'GAWA NIKTIMBA!" at him.

by GlitteringGoldie April 28, 2014

Gawk Block

Similar to the cock block, but relating to an object (animate or inanimate) obstructing the ogling of a sexually desirable human (one would hope)

Tom was trying to check out this girl at the bar, but was being "gawk blocked" by her pontoon like friend lumbering in front of her.

by fluke_11 March 25, 2010

Good Gawd

Used instead of "How dare you?", "Why did you just do that?", or "That's stupid."
Add extra emphasis on the "aw" in Gawd when dealing with more stupidity.

Idiot: "Oops I accidently bought tickets for (insert some horrible band name) and not (insert name of awesome band).
Other Guy: "Good Gawd!"

by ThatOneGuyOverThere December 27, 2007