gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022

hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".

The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."

by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021

Gatherer

Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")

Todd: What's that dude's name?
Roger: Hunter
Todd: Looks more like a Gatherer to me

by the indus river valley November 13, 2021

Good & Gather

Pretty much Target brand.
Just a buncha food.
such as offbrand veggie straws or hard-boiled eggs or offbrand Lunchables.

I'm running out of names...
I'll just use placeholders.
Person 1: Just a quick Target run. Want anything?
Person 2: Nah, but I do want Good & Gather™ hard-boiled eggs.
Person 1: ok.
Off Person 1 went on a Target run.

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

ghetto gather

when you get parts for something piece by piece, like a jigaboo would

I ghetto gathered parts for my car one at a time and was able to build it from scratch

by allah cummer June 4, 2021

Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.

When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.

by anonymous June 13, 2021