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Gassy Fruitcake Bitch

A certain 50-year old woman often seen stalking female students around victoria campus at UofT. She is recognizable by her excess amounts of neon lipstick which she regularly applies in public; her cross-dresser pleather stilettos, and extremely high-rise boot-cut jeans.

She is known to follow female victims into the washroom of the E. J. Pratt library, where she will enter the adjacent stall with her pleather toes pointing into the victim's. She then proceeds to fart loudly. Gassy Fruitcake Bitch has also been identified loudly accusing students of eating and speaking in the library, and threatening to tell on them.

Such organizations as RUDE (Ridding (vic of it's) Uncouth Disgusting Enhabitants) work to rid the Victoria college campus of the Gassy Fruitcake Bitch. The president has recently stated that they will have to redouble efforts due to the extreme presence of her lipstick, which has canceled a year's worth of work.

One Victoria student has expressed his fear, "I don't mind her that much, I'm just scared she'll fart on me." Perhaps she'll marry Brendt and they will fart on each other's heads.
"Gassy Fruitcake Bitch sightings have reached an all-time high this week."
by s-h April 1, 2008
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Gase'd Out

Verb:
To Gase Out is either:

a)to fall asleep in the middle of a circle of conversing friends

b) to wipeout in Skate (the video game) by doing an ollie too late, hitting your trucks on a curb, and having your body fly into a pole.

c) to be too tired to hang out with friends.
a)Someone lays his head down on the table
"Is he really asleep?"
"Yeah he just Gase'd out."

b) Someone ollies late in skate hits their trucks and flies into a telephone pole.
"Woah! you totally just Gase'd Out!"

c)"Hey man do you want to hang out tonight?"
"Not guys i'm really tired."
"dude' You're Gase'ing Out on me"
by ghl1234567890 October 2, 2008
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A sprint for 50 yards and back twice.
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someone who plays games with another person also usually to get thier way or sexual favors also, tends to actsketchy or shady
i wouldn't touch him he's gamey.

i can't believe jaimie went out with paul he's so gamey.
by gingeit July 18, 2005
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A woman that is particularly attractive, sexy or hot.

Also, a woman who you know, just by looking at her, would give you a very solid seeing too.
"Check out that girl over there! She's gamey as balls."

"I scored a girl last night."
"Was she gamey?"
by Mogll November 13, 2011
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