Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.

Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”

by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021

Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

Future Business Leaders of America

A derisive term for WASPy young privileged white people in their 20s and early 30s, generally wealthy and Republican. Oftentimes finance bros.

A: Let's go to that cool bar in Williamsburg tonight.

B: Nah, on weekends it's full of Future Business Leaders of America.

by Gregoryg June 4, 2016

Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement

21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.

Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"

Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."

by Scrumptious Scum Sandwich May 15, 2008

Future wifey

A young woman that still believes in marriage and intends on being someones wife one day.

"Nah she wouldn't sleep around, she respects herself, she's a future wifey."

by commander_nic June 12, 2016

Future-fuck

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

by great nothing January 12, 2009