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Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007
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Fushigi Yugi

also known as the "Mysterious Play", Fushigi Yugi is a shoujo ("girl", but it can be for guys too) by manga artist yu watase. its about this girl named Miaka and her friend Yui who get sucked into the Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho (The Book of the Universe of the Four Gods). Through many events, Miaka and Yui become enemies. In order to save the world, Miaka must gather the Suzaku Seishi (Suzaku Celestial Warriors) as Suzaku no Miko (Priestess of Suzaku) and summon the beast god, Suzaku. A very good, touching, romance story. With TONS of cute guys. ^^ (Warning: You WILL need tissue)
Fushigi Yûgi is my most favoritest manga/anime series ever!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005
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Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.
I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife
by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007
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fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore
girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments
by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009
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pussy fishing

The act of searching potential and voluntary sexual encounters, particularly during social gatherings such as prompt dances, parties, bars, clubs or even church.
Dude, do you have some cologne? There's a party at Jame's.

The cheerleaders are coming too. It's pussy fishing time!
by Florian the Pretorian June 29, 2009
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Car Fishing

The act of looking for cars that have the doors unlocked so you can steal things.
Bob: Hey Tom what do you feel like doing tonight?

Tom: Lets go car fishing.

Bob: Im down
by Dead Man 420 September 18, 2012
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butt fishing

I'm into sports but most of all I like going butt fishing.
by seperu1812 May 9, 2008
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