funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Funny Valentine

"Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part

Wow, Funny Valentine and his stand D4C is so OP!!

by M1co29 July 7, 2020

Funny Sticks

Funny sticks is a particularly brutal game played by Klaymen. The rules are ill-defined but it involves stabbing your opponent with large white sticks. It is first initiated by throwing the opponent to the ground and beating them. Then sticks are inserted into the back.

Hey me and bob are about to play funny sticks wanna play? Bob will bring the apples you just have to stay still and we can do all the work. :)

by Gæ Bowser December 8, 2020

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

Funny Trick

sarcastic way of saying your joke was stupid as frick

(friend dumps juice on your favorite shirt as a joke)
annoying friend: LOL BRah I just dumped grape juice on your minty fresh shirt
you: funny trick.

by eddie duggan April 21, 2015

Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.

Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.

by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017