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Urban Dictionary flush

When a definition you've submitted to Urban Dictionary is reviewed and accepted within the hour you submit it.
I submitted a definition to Urban Dictionary today and just 45 minutes later I got an e-mail to say that it had been accepted. Urban Dictionary flush or what?!
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010
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won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.
Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.
by calvinke March 12, 2011
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Nolan Ryan No Flusher

A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.
Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.
by AlurkingCamper October 3, 2012
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River city tunnel flush

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.
Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!
by Butttrumpetusa June 29, 2019
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Courtesy Flush

A flush done in the middle of doing your business to either A) reduce the smell or B) reduce the chances or clogging the toilet.
Bob: What took you so long?
Phil: My shit was so massive that I had to do a courtesy flush like every thirty seconds.
by B3K@H September 7, 2009
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cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.
by Mattus111 June 29, 2007
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Flushed Away

When the sound of a flushing toilet or running water is impaling your ability to hear what is going on or who is talking to you.
(Two guys in seperate cubicles in a public toilet, doing there thing)
Chris: 'You got the time mate?'
Allan: (Flushes) 'Pardon?'
Chris: 'Have you got the time?'
Allan: (Flush continues) 'Hold on dude, im being flushed away here, gimmi a sec.'
by James A.K.A Hosko February 20, 2007
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