Frustration

Josh

Frustration is when Josh says he wants to hang out but never actually does

by joshissofrustrating May 14, 2018

sexually frustrated

What 90% of the world's leaders are.

If Bush, Kim Jong Il, Bin Laden, Blair, Putin and Nasrallah had some TLC, they wouldn't be sexually frustrated, and a lot of wars would stop.

by FuckConformityAndStupidJerks:) January 30, 2007

frusband

A married woman's single friend who she hangs out with when her husband is at work or unavailable.

I invited my frusband to dinner since Dave is on night work.

by Ann Curran December 10, 2009

frusterbation

frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.

First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.

by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010

Sextually frustrated

Frustrated sexually after having a sexual text messaging session

Ok I have to stop texting now cause you have got me so hot and bothered by sexting me. I am sextually frustrated.

by sextqueen July 17, 2009

fruitabü

a term of endearment. Can also refer to the booty.

come here girl, you know you my fruitabü.

by x printwear December 7, 2006

Fruitarded

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").

"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"

by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009