Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
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Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
by trent April 13, 2005
Get the fruitcrate mug.the hottest person you will ever meet. they’re so fucking fine and not only that but loyal and super nice i promise. don’t be shy to talk to this person they will always have your back no matter what. they’re most likely to have two best friends that they talk to everyday and their names are meler and lancy. they all love kpop and dramas and all three enjoy editing. fruityale is the sweetest person ever if you’re nice to them and their friends, but if you say something rude about someone they care about trust me they won’t let it slide. don’t mess with fruityale guys. they will bark at u and bite u.
by akxvshii November 23, 2021
Get the fruityale mug.The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.
Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.
by GonzoParker April 28, 2006
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Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
Get the Fruit cake mug.Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations
by Cliff November 12, 2003
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