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Freeman

A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.
Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"

Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"
by Speed Bag September 19, 2006
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Freeman

A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.
Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.
by Musik4Lyfe July 8, 2010
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The Morgan Freeman effect

The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.
The Morgan Freeman effect applies to actor such as Morgan Freeman, Ian Mckellan and Tom Hanks.
by ThatoneguycalledJoe December 27, 2012
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Gordon Freeman

G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶

He didn't have his passport. - Benry
"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶

Benry - "Do you have your passport?"

Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"

Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."
by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020
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Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing
by JaMarko October 7, 2011
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Alex Freidman

A guy who changes lives and someone I will never forget.

Someone who I will never stop looking for.
I am different since meeting Alex Freidman
by peachyroberts May 15, 2011
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Freidank

1. If younger sibling, likely to be short, but has huge cock and easily satisfies all women with tongue lashings, esp. large women.

2. If older sibling, likely to have bad manners, small dick, and could possibly switch hit (not the baseball term).
1. He proved to her he is a Freidank.

2. I bumped into a Freidank today, and he blew me a kiss then said toodles.
by I've had both January 15, 2010
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