by Ellie Tegg November 10, 2008
1) A situation where there is no surveillance, and therefore, no one to see you TP that stupid memorial or whatnot.
2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.
3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
2) A person who is really annoying or stupid, and deserves a prank to be pulled on them, prank ranging from stealing their glasses to pushing them into a freezing pool with their shoelaces tied.
3) Something that tempts a mind onto wicked thoughts and actions, and something that deserves to be messed with.
That sign was so prank-worthy, with all the right letters sitting there and absolutely no one around, I had to rearrange them to spell "hairy monkey balls"
Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.
Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
Justin gets on my nerves all the time, so instead of just beating him up, I steal his iPod and dump ice cubes down his shirt. He's just that prank-worthy.
Don't leave that female manikin just lying around; it's just a little too prank-worthy.
by prankster _chica December 08, 2009
A nickname often given to people called Phoebe. It can also be used to make words sound cooler, by adding 'ington' and 'worthy' to the end of the word.
It is an extension for ordinary words.
It is an extension for ordinary words.
by Jessixredd March 09, 2013
When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 25, 2022
A person who is attractive, and worth it to screw, at least one time, if not many. This person may not be your type, or you may be committed to someone else, but you consider them worth having at least once.
by DJ DJizzle December 30, 2010
A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.
It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 08, 2010
An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 13, 2010