Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."
Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"
Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"
Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
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These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
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